A motley collection of random bits, mostly useless, but tidily hoarded: some hand-spun.
Also featuring the occasional string bag.
Prefer a nice Kiwi meself
Talking of Kiwi's, there is a much sought after imported English Kitchen Work surface taking Australia by storm.I think it's called.......hang on I'll remember in a min......it's something like......er......oh yes......it's...Pommy Granite!!!!(*eats roots and leaves*)
Boom - cha!A good murph pun! Hurrah!
Your mango wasn't ripe. If it was you'd be in deleriums of ecstasy. A ripe mango tastes like a peach that's been steeped in spiced nectar. It's better than sex.
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