Home from a "hard day at work" to find an official-looking, computer-produced missive in a window envelope.
The communication that is expected is concerning one of my forthcoming pensions, but it wasn't that.
ERNIE has chosen one of my Premium Bonds for a prize!!
Hold the begging letters, though - it was only £50.
Now, bearing in mind that we are teetotal vegetarians, what shall we spend it on?